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Friday, January 15, 2010

how to be a gracious b*t*h....

I received this earlier today and thought it was a too funny not to share, a little humor for a Friday afternoon....TGIF!!!

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement, not even her parent's nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. 'Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,' she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.' A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it.

Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'

Have a great weekend everyone!! :)

56 comments:

  1. ha ha ha! I love it, what a smart Mama!

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  2. Ha! I've seen that one before & always laugh at it. :)

    happy Friday dear friend!

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  3. Haha! That is awesome! I love it!

    have a wonderful weekend!

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  4. So freaking funny!!! Have a great weekend!!! XOXO

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  5. OMG this is FABULOUS! funniest story EVER! sounds like something i would do! haha! happy friday little lady!

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  6. LOVE THIS! I read it a while back and I'll never forget it, too funny!!

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  7. This is too funny! Thanks for the laugh today. It's Friday yay!

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  8. Lol...That's my kind of Mama! :)

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  9. Ha ha ha! I love it. That is so great.

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  10. Hilarious! :) I've seen this email, but it is still funny to read it again!

    Have a great weekend!

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  11. That hilarious! Love it :)
    Happy Friday my dear... I think it's going to be a good one!

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  12. haha love it! What a smart lady!! :)

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  13. Too funny! Hope you have a great weekend :)

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  14. hahahaha!!!! lmao!! love it :]

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  15. Nice! You tell that skanky whore mama!

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  16. Hahahah! Isn't that just SUCH a woman's logic?? Love it :-D Have a fantastic weekend!

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  17. That is the GREATEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!!!! Jennifer's Mom is a woman of my own heart!

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  18. Haha, that is GREAT! I love it. Thanks for sharing! Have a fabulous weekend, beautiful lady!!

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  19. hahaha oh my gosh I LOVE it!!!!!

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  20. Haha I've gotten that in an email before, good stuff! :) Have a great weekend!!

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  21. hahaha! That is great!! Thanks for sharing! I needed a good laugh as the work day is wrapping up! Have a great weekend!

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  22. Oh I freakin' love this!!!! Just made my night!

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  23. Of all the nerve! Apparently this mother wants to be the next bride it factor. ;)

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  24. Hehe. I'd seen that once before, but forgot the ending. Priceless!

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  25. H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S just Luv a good friday laugh ;) thanx that made my day!

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  26. Hahaha I can so see my mom doing that!

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  27. Bwahhahaha, that's awesome! My mom would definitely do that! Speaking of weddings, when are we going to start planning yours? ;) Don't make me do it alone!!!

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  28. SO FUNNY!!
    I laughed really hard!

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  29. haha i have read this somewhere before and whats so funny about it is that one of my really closes friends had something kinda like this happen. her now husband's mom and his dad's girlfriend (who looks exactly like his mom) wore almost the same dress to their wedding! it was crazy - same color, same style, just slightly different in the neckline! haha

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  30. HAHAHAHA! and that's how its done. :)

    have a great weekend annie! <3

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  31. Great great great post thanks for sharing!!!!

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  32. GAH!!! this made me laugh out loud! love it! it makes me so happy when people use their noggin's like this to get even! BRILLIANT!

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  33. HAHAHAHAHAAH! OMG what a funny funny story! The perfect way to really piss off the new young wife hahaha! Good thinking Mom of the bride! whoo hooo loveeeee it!

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  34. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! I love this. Thanks so much for sharing pretty lady. Hope you had the best weekend.

    xoxoxoxo

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  35. LoL. This is hilarious! Bahahahahaha!

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  36. Oh my! That is absolutely hilarious!!

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  37. This is a good one…go mom! That’s how you play the game for sure :)

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  38. this is great! someone sent this to me right before I got married! love it!

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