Friday, January 15, 2010

how to be a gracious b*t*h....

I received this earlier today and thought it was a too funny not to share, a little humor for a Friday afternoon....TGIF!!!

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement, not even her parent's nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. 'Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,' she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.' A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it.

Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'

Have a great weekend everyone!! :)

58 comments:

KristenLisa said...

ha ha ha! I love it, what a smart Mama!

Mrs. Potts said...

Ha! I've seen that one before & always laugh at it. :)

happy Friday dear friend!

The Rest is Still Unwritten said...

Haha! That is awesome! I love it!

have a wonderful weekend!

Patience said...

Love it!!

Gwen said...

So freaking funny!!! Have a great weekend!!! XOXO

Hailey {HRH} said...

OMG this is FABULOUS! funniest story EVER! sounds like something i would do! haha! happy friday little lady!

Jessica said...

LOVE THIS! I read it a while back and I'll never forget it, too funny!!

Leesie said...

This is too funny! Thanks for the laugh today. It's Friday yay!

Lil' Woman said...

Lol...That's my kind of Mama! :)

Lucy Marie said...

Ha ha ha! I love it. That is so great.

meredith said...

ahhh, too funny! i love it!

Lindsey said...

hahaha I love it!! too funny!

Aishlea and Brandon said...

Hilarious! :) I've seen this email, but it is still funny to read it again!

Have a great weekend!

Ams said...

That hilarious! Love it :)
Happy Friday my dear... I think it's going to be a good one!

Ashley said...

haha love it! What a smart lady!! :)

Katy Mary said...

ahahaha that's great!

Danielle said...

Too funny! Hope you have a great weekend :)

Michely Medeiros. said...

hahahaha!!!! lmao!! love it :]

Taylor @ Jimmy Choos and a Baby Too said...

Ha too funny! I love it!

Sarah Ann said...

Nice! You tell that skanky whore mama!

Rasha said...

hahaha love it.

Kelly said...

Hahahah! Isn't that just SUCH a woman's logic?? Love it :-D Have a fantastic weekend!

Suzanne said...

That is the GREATEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!!!! Jennifer's Mom is a woman of my own heart!

AmberDenae said...

Haha, that is GREAT! I love it. Thanks for sharing! Have a fabulous weekend, beautiful lady!!

Jenni said...

hahaha oh my gosh I LOVE it!!!!!

carrie1 said...

Don't get mad.... get even! =)

Caroline said...

Haha I've gotten that in an email before, good stuff! :) Have a great weekend!!

Leigh said...

hahaha! That is great!! Thanks for sharing! I needed a good laugh as the work day is wrapping up! Have a great weekend!

Ashley Pizarro said...

Oh I freakin' love this!!!! Just made my night!

Alison said...

Haha so cute!

Melissa said...

Ahahahahaha! I love it!!

The Wife said...

Too funny!

Jordan said...

LOL! Love it!

Love Lace said...

That is so funny!!! Love it!

OceanDreams said...

Of all the nerve! Apparently this mother wants to be the next bride it factor. ;)

Mrs EyeCanSee said...

Hehe. I'd seen that once before, but forgot the ending. Priceless!

aLena said...

H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S just Luv a good friday laugh ;) thanx that made my day!

Jen said...

Hahaha I can so see my mom doing that!

Brown Girl said...

Bwahhahaha, that's awesome! My mom would definitely do that! Speaking of weddings, when are we going to start planning yours? ;) Don't make me do it alone!!!

Molly said...

Thats AWESOME!

siovhan said...

SO FUNNY!!
I laughed really hard!

Q, La, and Gooner said...

Ok REALLY, this is poetic justice.

Crazy Shenanigans said...

Haha!!! That's great!

Ashley @ {Let Go, Laughing} said...

haha i have read this somewhere before and whats so funny about it is that one of my really closes friends had something kinda like this happen. her now husband's mom and his dad's girlfriend (who looks exactly like his mom) wore almost the same dress to their wedding! it was crazy - same color, same style, just slightly different in the neckline! haha

Kym said...

HAHAHAHA! and that's how its done. :)

have a great weekend annie! <3

Courtney said...

Great great great post thanks for sharing!!!!

Live, Laugh, Love said...

LOL!!

Katie said...

hahaha such a funny story!

drollgirl said...

GAH!!! this made me laugh out loud! love it! it makes me so happy when people use their noggin's like this to get even! BRILLIANT!

Llama said...

HAHAHAHAHAAH! OMG what a funny funny story! The perfect way to really piss off the new young wife hahaha! Good thinking Mom of the bride! whoo hooo loveeeee it!

Marian said...

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! I love this. Thanks so much for sharing pretty lady. Hope you had the best weekend.

xoxoxoxo

Dionne said...

LoL. This is hilarious! Bahahahahaha!

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christy rose said...

Oh my! That is absolutely hilarious!!

Lauren Kelly said...

This is awesome!!! Love it :)

In this wonderful life... said...

HAHAHA too funny!!!

Jules said...

This is a good one…go mom! That’s how you play the game for sure :)

Risley said...

this is great! someone sent this to me right before I got married! love it!

Cassie said...

That's great!

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